7Spot Jim ... is Socially Distant
Jim Gould
At 7Spot, we remain committed to bringing you the very highest standard of LiveStream interviews.
At the risk of considerable personal embarrassment we can now lay claim to the fact that we are providing “Virtual and Socially Distant 7s” Streams from literally everywhere on the planet.
All of our Streams have been lovingly prepared using bottom of the barrel interviewing talent, minimal technical skills and a stunning paucity of imagination, thus creating an entertainment product of exceptionally dubious value.
In preparing our victims for these ordeals, we have consistently advised our guests of the 3 keys to a successful interview:
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... “Please don’t try to be a star.”
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... “These cretins are only interested in the 7! ... Don’t you understand?”
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... “They don’t give a flying fig about you, mate! ... You might as well just point the camera at the 7 and go for coffee or something.”
At 7Spot, our quest for victims is never ending and we are making every effort to find anyone gullible enough to make a complete spectacle of themselves.
Remember, ... we’re all in this mess together, ... my wife made me do it, and ... it’s not my fault!
Faithfully,
7Spot Jim
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